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Keenan
Understand us, and you will own the chance to a swift and bountiful fortune. Trust us, and you will keep reaping rewards of the future.
Keenan
We are dedicated to the creation of possibility for our clients. Alfalfa Bank — your most trusted financial partner.
Keenan
Hey, it's been a long while! {F#Miss}{M#Mister}, remember me? I'm Keenan, from Alfalfa Bank!
Options
Yes. We've met before.
Stop pretending you know me. Who are you?
Keenan
I knew it was you! A distinguished and successful figure like you always stands out from the crowd no matter where you go!
Keenan
Well, our Alfalfa Bank Credit Center has recently launched a new financial product. I think it's a perfect fit for you.
Keenan
The annual interest rate is as high as 34.8%. It's stable, risk-free, and will make a great long-term investment. No transaction fee is charged. Are you interested in learning more about it?
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Oh? That sounds pretty good.
Not interested.
Keenan
See that grand building across the street? That investor is one of our top clients! When he first approached us, he was just a Dreamchaser new to Penacony with nothing but dreams in his pockets.
Keenan
The Alfalfa Bank graciously accepted him, and he chose to trust us. Now, you can see he owns everything here!
Keenan
Everyone deserves a chance to succeed, and that's true for both you and us! Would you rather see money slipping through your fingers instead of trying to keep it in your grasp?
Keenan
Having arrived at Penacony after such a tough journey, surely you wouldn't want to go home empty-handed?
Passing Office Worker
Hmph, you said the interest rate was 48% per annum the last time you bragged... What's it? Have you chickened out?
Keenan
Look, you shouldn't make baseless allegations like that! I must warn you on behalf of the Alfalfa Bank that you can be held accountable for the rumors you spread!
Keenan
You're a member of the upper crust. Don't be swayed by people who know nothing! If you're interested in the financial product I mentioned earlier...
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Is he your client?
He seems to know something...
Keenan
Er, perhaps... I'll have to check the files for details. As you already know, we have a lot of clients, some of whom may be more laissez-faire in the attitudes and end up in poverty. No one can save them.
Keenan
Ignore him. Let's keep chatting...
Passing Office Worker
Who are you calling poor!? If it weren't for your fancy talk, I wouldn't be stuck working for someone else!
Passing Office Worker
Here, take a good look. All these agreements state it's all safe, don't worry, and now they're all nothing but scrap paper. I've been made a pauper! It hurts to even glance at these papers!
Keenan
This is...
System
Now you understand. Who hasn't run into a salesperson or two along the way, eh? Everyone's just trying to hustle.
Keenan
...No, wait! If you have no confidence in our financial policies, I still have an insurance package to recommend! Please give me another two minutes!
Keenan
...Please don't go just yet! You don't have to pay any extra costs for this product. Even if you don't need it for the time being, there's no harm in learning more about it.
Keenan
See that grand building across the street? That investor is one of our top clients! When he first approached us, he was just a Dreamchaser new to Penacony with nothing but dreams in his pockets.
Keenan
The Alfalfa Bank graciously accepted him, and he chose to trust us. Now, you can see he owns everything here!
Keenan
Everyone deserves a chance to succeed, and that's true for both you and us! Would you rather see money slipping through your fingers instead of trying to keep it in your grasp?
Keenan
Having arrived at Penacony after such a tough journey, surely you wouldn't want to go home empty-handed?
Passing Office Worker
Hmph, you said the interest rate was 48% per annum the last time you bragged... What's it? Have you chickened out?
Keenan
Look, you shouldn't make baseless allegations like that! I must warn you on behalf of the Alfalfa Bank that you can be held accountable for the rumors you spread!
Keenan
You're a member of the upper crust. Don't be swayed by people who know nothing! If you're interested in the financial product I mentioned earlier...
Options
Is he your client?
He seems to know something...
Keenan
We are dedicated to the creation of possibility for our clients. Alfalfa Bank — your most trusted financial partner.
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