Achievements <Angel's Murmur>
Credit x 5000, Adventure Log x 3, Condensed Aether x 2, Achievements <Angel's Murmur>
Emanator of Cans
My dear friend, may the light of the King of Cans shine upon you and me.
Emanator of Cans
My story should be credible enough... I should try to improve it.
Emanator of Cans
I am happy to see you, Second Disciple of the King of Cans.
Emanator of Cans
Look at this delightful sight! Humans are discarding various impurities in their lives and devote themselves to the King of Cans.
Emanator of Cans
I can feel my body gradually getting nearer to THEM. My head shall turn into a can lid, and my body shall become a can.
Emanator of Cans
Are you here to touch the holy body again? There's no need to insert credits now. The God of Iron Can has forgiven my sins and granted all humans the right to touch THEIR holy body.
Options
Are you convinced too?
You have improved on your tricks.
Oh yeah? I don't believe you.
Emanator of Cans
What do you mean? Can't you see it? The grandiose silhouette of the God of Iron Can was projected in the sky.
Emanator of Cans
With the teachings of the King of Cans, I've changed my ways and will never cheat others again.
Emanator of Cans
The King of Cans will not disappear because of your disbelief. THEY are eternal and will love us forever.
Emanator of Cans
Now I realize that it's not me who has chosen this God — I am the chosen one, and this is why I know everything about THEM.
Young Disciple
This guy is right. I witnessed the form of the King of Cans, who rescued me from my lack of inspiration, and my work went through to the editor!
Unlucky Disciple
After touching the holy body, I won three times in a row at the casino. I now have the money to buy booze again.
Emanator of Cans
Look, the King of Cans heard our praises for THEM. THEY are gazing at us!
Options
That is not the King of Cans.
All of you are possessed...
I am the King of Cans.
Emanator of Cans
We can tell with our own eyes whether that is the King of Cans. Stop spouting nonsense here, or you'll be punished at the bottom of the can for eternity.
Emanator of Cans
No. We are awakened! We can now perceive the nature of the world through the cracks in the lid of the can!
Emanator of Cans
Absurdity! Your appearance is nothing like a can. How could an odd-shaped primate body be compared to the King of Cans' smooth and perfect cylindrical body?
Emanator of Cans
My friend, I am very disappointed in you. How can you show such disrespect to our God!?
Emanator of Cans
But I will not condemn your betrayal of the King of Cans. Your confusion is only temporary. You'll eventually pass this trial and return to the arms of our King of Cans.
Emanator of Cans
Perhaps you'll become a more devout disciple than I am, becoming an excellent iron can, an astounding gold can, or even a powerful trashcan!
Crowd
Mighty King of Cans! Please turn us into iron cans!
System
Look, they are completely obsessed with the memes created by their own.
System
Arising from the consciousness of the people, just how big will this "God" of Iron Cans become? Perhaps you should check back in a while.
Emanator of Cans
Oh, mighty King of Cans. Turn me into an iron can!
Emanator of Cans
THEY have a stunningly charming face, and THEIR four arms are in charge of metal, paper money, goods, and energy. And this iron can is the holy body blessed by the arm that governs metal.
Options
Have you changed a god?
A new update patch?
Emanator of Cans
Oh, it's you! I didn't recognize you for a second.
Emanator of Cans
Thank you for your feedback. I realized that I was awful at making up stories, and the King of Cans doesn't sound like a good scam... for making money.
Emanator of Cans
So I've summarized the lessons learned from my experience, and with reference to the existing Aeons' images and promotional messages, I burned the midnight oil to come out with this all-new version. With this charming appearance, their popularity can never be low.
Options
You sound like you're advertising for an idol.
Are you not afraid the true disciples will crack down on you?
I should go home and make a Baseballer God too.
Emanator of Cans
An idol is what the market demands. Do you understand what's the market? Everyone likes this.
Emanator of Cans
If the members of The Family are capable of coming here to punish me, I would drink SoulGlad upside down for you.
Emanator of Cans
What kind of nonsense is that? It certainly doesn't sound as mighty as my Sage of Iron Cans.
Emanator of Cans
At the end of the day, reverence is something I lost a long time ago. I'm even willing to believe in Trotters if that can bring me money.
Emanator of Cans
Think about it. If you have two God of Iron Cans, and one looks like a cosmic superstar while the other looks like a typical trashcan. Which one are you more likely to believe in?
Options
The cosmic superstar.
The trashcan, of course.
Emanator of Cans
Right! Even as a God of Iron Can, public image is important too.
Emanator of Cans
Eh, putting unique hobbies aside, a cosmic superstar is still more popular overall.
Emanator of Cans
In any case, scams are like buying stocks. If one stock doesn't work for you, just change to another one.
Emanator of Cans
Hehe, I can already see tomorrow's loaded wallet beckoning me.
System
Then again, why must these people be obsessed over the idea of iron cans?
Emanator of Cans
THEY have a stunningly charming face, and THEIR four arms are in charge of metal, paper money, goods, and energy. And this iron can is the holy body blessed by the arm that governs metal.
Options
Have you changed a god?
A new update patch?
Emanator of Cans
Oh, it's you! I didn't recognize you for a second.
Emanator of Cans
Thank you for your feedback. I realized that I was awful at making up stories, and the King of Cans doesn't sound like a good scam... for making money.
Emanator of Cans
So I've summarized the lessons learned from my experience, and with reference to the existing Aeons' images and promotional messages, I burned the midnight oil to come out with this all-new version. With this charming appearance, their popularity can never be low.
Options
You sound like you're advertising for an idol.
Are you not afraid the true disciples will crack down on you?
I should go home and make a Baseballer God too.
Emanator of Cans
An idol is what the market demands. Do you understand what's the market? Everyone likes this.
Emanator of Cans
If the members of The Family are capable of coming here to punish me, I would drink SoulGlad upside down for you.
Emanator of Cans
What kind of nonsense is that? It certainly doesn't sound as mighty as my Sage of Iron Cans.
Emanator of Cans
At the end of the day, reverence is something I lost a long time ago. I'm even willing to believe in Trotters if that can bring me money.
Emanator of Cans
Think about it. If you have two God of Iron Cans, and one looks like a cosmic superstar while the other looks like a typical trashcan. Which one are you more likely to believe in?
Options
The cosmic superstar.
The trashcan, of course.
Emanator of Cans
Right! Even as a God of Iron Can, public image is important too.
Emanator of Cans
Eh, putting unique hobbies aside, a cosmic superstar is still more popular overall.
Emanator of Cans
In any case, scams are like buying stocks. If one stock doesn't work for you, just change to another one.
Emanator of Cans
Hehe, I can already see tomorrow's loaded wallet beckoning me.
Emanator of Cans
Hehe, I can already see tomorrow's loaded wallet beckoning me.
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