Achievements <The Seven Errors of Cycranes: Pride>
Credit x 5000, Strale x 10, Achievements <The Seven Errors of Cycranes: Pride>
📍 The Xianzhou Luofu Exalting Sanctum
Young Heartthrob
Hee-hee, look who's here! Boss, another blockhead has come to our territory.
Young Sweetheart
Boss, {F#She}{M#He} doesn't know anything. {F#She}{M#He} is not welcome here at all. Hahahaha!
System
You see a boy called Little Johnny and a girl called Little Susie. They are discussing their plan to conquer the world with Stonker, a cycrane. You happen to be their newest target.
Options
Your boss is a cycrane?
Since when did the Xianzhou become your territory?
Well, I'll just leave then.
I'm just here to make a scene on your turf.
Young Heartthrob
Our boss is smarter than grown-ups. Bossman here can help me with my homework even better than my mom.
Young Sweetheart
Exactly. Without bossman, we would still be back at home doing homework right now.
Young Heartthrob
You've got it wrong. The Xianzhou Luofu still belongs to Jing Yuan. We only own this small piece of land.
Young Sweetheart
Indeed. Do not take the liberty of expanding our territory. We won't be able to defend it all.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Stay right where you are! This is not a place where you can come and go as you please. Don't you know about the unspoken rules of the land?
Options
Oh, I know the rules. Guess that means we'll have to duke it out.
What rules? Please enlighten me.
I'll make myself scarce now. Please let me off the hook.
Young Heartthrob
D—Duke it out?
Young Sweetheart
If you dare to start a fight, I'll burst into tears first!
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Please simmer down. We don't go by the rules of gangsters here.
Young Heartthrob
Wow! How cocky.
Young Sweetheart
Boss, this newcomer doesn't know a thing about our rules. Please explain the rules to {F#her}{M#him}.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Alright, please pay attention to what I'm going to say.
Young Heartthrob
Boss, {F#she}{M#he} is begging for mercy. I don't think we should give it to {F#her}{M#him}.
Young Sweetheart
I agree, Boss. There is no better grown-up to bully than this one.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Excellent points! All the more reason not to let {F#her}{M#him} go.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
How dare you! Not only did you not ask for our permission to enter our territory, but now you want to make a scene. Don't you know about the unspoken rules of the land?
Options
Oh, I know the rules. Guess that means we'll have to duke it out.
What rules? Please enlighten me.
I'll make myself scarce now. Please let me off the hook.
Young Heartthrob
D—Duke it out?
Young Sweetheart
If you dare to start a fight, I'll burst into tears first!
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Please simmer down. We don't go by the rules of gangsters here.
Young Heartthrob
Wow! How cocky.
Young Sweetheart
Boss, this newcomer doesn't know a thing about our rules. Please explain the rules to {F#her}{M#him}.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Alright, please pay attention to what I'm going to say.
Young Heartthrob
Boss, {F#she}{M#he} is begging for mercy. I don't think we should give it to {F#her}{M#him}.
Young Sweetheart
I agree, Boss. There is no better grown-up to bully than this one.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Excellent points! All the more reason not to let {F#her}{M#him} go.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Listen, we're the Luofu Infamous Four. We despise fools who think violence can solve everything. In this cosmos, only wisdom counts!
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
And I am a cycrane who has been conferred wisdom, understand? Even{RUBY_B#Nous} the Wisdomwalker{RUBY_E#} will take notice of me! I'm different from ordinary humans like you...
Options
Just like Screwllum?
There are quite a number of cycranes with the ability to speak.
Wow, you're amazing!
That's beside the point. About the Infamous Four...
Young Heartthrob
Who's Screwllum? Have you heard of such a person?
Young Sweetheart
Could {F#she}{M#he} have made that odd name up just to fool us?
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
...You two are so shallow. That's right! I'm just like Screwllum!
Options
Oh really? What's your membership number in the Genius Society?
Screwllum is actually a name I made up.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
What number? I don't have a number.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Ahem, I just remembered — I really don't know any Screwllum.
Young Sweetheart
Boss, aren't you special? Please tell us you're special...
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Don't believe any of {F#her}{M#his} jibber-jabber... Have you seen any cycrane like them? I, for one, haven't. I'm the only cycrane in the whole cosmos whose intelligence exceeds that of humans.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Hehe~
Young Heartthrob
Boss, is {F#she}{M#he} being sarcastic?
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Eh? Is that how you compliment others!?
Young Heartthrob
Are you talking about the Luofu Infamous Four? Fuporo isn't here today — he has the runs.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
That's not the point! You should be impressed by my matchless wisdom.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
...Stop talking about irrelevant details!
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Listen, if you want to leave our territory unscathed, you must prove that you have wisdom!
Young Heartthrob
Boss, there's a bonus question in our unfinished homework. How about we let {F#her}{M#him} have a try?
Young Sweetheart
Splendid idea! If {F#she}{M#he} can't solve it, it proves that {F#she}{M#he} is lacking in wisdom. If {F#she}{M#he} can solve it, it means we can just copy the answer.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Shh!
Options
Tell me the bonus question.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Well, this is a challenging one. Even someone as intellectually endowed as myself can't make heads or tails of it, so it's the perfect question to test your intellect. Bring the workbook over here.
Young Heartthrob
Since you've accepted the challenge on your own accord...
Young Sweetheart
Don't blame us for picking on you.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
The question is...
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
There is a boy called Little Johnny, and a girl called Little Susie. They have each been tasked with planting flowers in ten pots.
Young Heartthrob
I'm Little Johnny. It takes me five minutes and Little Susie ten minutes to till the soil for one pot.
Young Sweetheart
I'm Little Susie. I can sow the seeds three times faster than Little Johnny.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
I'm a capitalist, but I only have ten strales for them. How many strales should Little Susie get?
Options
Please repeat the question.
I've got the answer.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
There is a boy called Little Johnny, and a girl called Little Susie. They have each been tasked with planting flowers in ten pots.
Young Heartthrob
I'm Little Johnny. It takes me five minutes and Little Susie ten minutes to till the soil for one pot.
Young Sweetheart
I'm Little Susie. I can sow the seeds three times faster than Little Johnny.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
I'm a capitalist, but I only have ten strales for them. How many strales should Little Susie get?
Young Sweetheart
How much should I get?
Options
3 strales!
5 strales!
7 strales!
Both of you get nothing!
Hold on. Please allow me to think it through...
Young Sweetheart
That's not fair!
Young Heartthrob
How so?
Young Sweetheart
Both of us planted ten pots of flowers. Why should you get more?
Options
I've got it! You should get 5 strales each!
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Let me think about it...
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
5 strales... I think that makes sense...
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Let me think it over...
Young Heartthrob
That's not fair!
Young Sweetheart
How so?
Young Heartthrob
Both of us planted ten pots of flowers. Why should you get more?
Options
I've got it! You should get 5 strales each!
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Let me think it over...
Young Sweetheart
From the capitalist's perspective, your answer might not be wrong.
Young Sweetheart
But this is just a homework question. I don't think it's supposed to be about the dark side of society...
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
I've got it. Since the workload is the same, each of you should receive 5 strales.
Options
Hmph, it was just a simple brain teaser.
It was challenging, but we solved it together.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
S—Simple? I think so too...
Young Sweetheart
Boss, didn't you tell us to just skip the bonus question after thinking about it for a long time?
Young Heartthrob
Don't be modest. You basically solved the question by yourself.
Young Sweetheart
Boss just told us to skip the bonus question.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
...
Options
Now what?
Ziqiao sent me to get you back.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
There is no place for me here. I should leave now. It's not too late for me to return to Heron Express, right?
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Really? Ziqiao needs me... There is no place for me here anymore. I should leave.
Young Heartthrob
Boss, what are you talking about? You're still our boss, and this is still our territory.
Young Sweetheart
He's right! We still need you to help us with our homework!
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
...I thought I earned my position with my wisdom. I didn't realize your admiration for me was genuine.
Young Sweetheart
It's all in your head.
Young Heartthrob
Exactly. We don't need any reason to like you. Any boss who can help us with our homework is good in our books.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
I'm afraid I must leave, but I'll still come back to visit every now and then. We'll always be the Luofu Infamous Four!
Options
Are you recruiting new members?
Will you ever come back?
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
Under normal circumstances, we could permit a fifth member to join the Infamous Four. But I won't allow anyone smarter than me in the group. I'm sorry to inform you that you can't join us.
Young Heartthrob
If you can help me with my homework...
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
The answer would still be no!
Young Heartthrob
We still have work to do, and there's still plenty for the boss to do. Please don't interfere with our business.
Young Sweetheart
That's right, we won't be letting boss leave unless we know for sure that they're going to come back.
Cycrane with the Moniker "Stonker"
I'm touched. I'll definitely be back.
System
Seeing how happy they are, you wonder who the boss actually is here. In any case, it seems like the matter has been resolved, which is something to celebrate.
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