Gunn, the founder of the Department of Galactic Geopolitics, comes to you. He wants you to teach a special student, and you're going to teach her some unique lessons...
Do you still need me to teach Sheila today?
Gunn
Judging from Sheila's performance yesterday, I don't think it was good enough. Of course, I appreciate your hard work...
Gunn
But she is an android after all. I don't want to see her go astray and do anything harmful to human beings.
Gunn
I reset her memory from yesterday... Today she is a blank slate. What she will learn today is up to you.
Gunn
Please continue to be her teacher today and tell her a bit more about how to navigate our world.
Talk to Sheila and teach her how to act human
Your student, Sheila, is an android, and you're going to teach her how to act like a human.
Gunn made me your teacher.
Sheila
Mr. Gunn... Okay, {M#mister}{F#miss}, please teach me.
Sheila
Although I have mastered a lot of advanced knowledge, there is still a big gap between me and ordinary humans. I want to be a real human like everyone else.
Options
Do you have any hobbies?
What do you usually get up to around here?
Sheila
Learning is my only hobby. I can never feel like I have learned enough. I have a long way to go.
Sheila
Learn cutting-edge scientific theories, support the department of Galactic Geopolitics and the space station, and... wait for Mr. Gunn to give me upgrades and maintenance.
Options
Sounds pretty boring.
Normal people won't feel that way...
Sheila
So humans define this sort of lifestyle as "boring." But I don't particularly mind it.
Sheila
Sorry, I have never been in contact with other androids. But I am glad you have put me in the same category with other normal humans.
Sheila
Your words remind me of something. Earlier when I was providing guiding services for the Department of Galactic Geopolitics, everyone spoke to me very politely, and they never avoided me during conversations.
Sheila
However, I got the feeling that they did not see me as one of them... and they spoke about a lot of things that I had no knowledge of. All I could do was stand there and pretend I don't exist.
Sheila
I wonder what I have to do in order to integrate into their social circle, and be able to join in their conversations.
Options
(Teach her to surf the Internet)
Sheila
"Net Surfing"? So this is a term on the internet. I thought the internet exists to provide me with upgrades and learning materials. One second, let me check.
Sheila
I'd like to learn more about human behavior online. What are people interested in? What do they talk about? I'm so curious about these things...
Sheila
So that's how people socialize in a virtual setting? The topics are a bit weird, but they have me intrigued.
Sheila
Reviewing curriculum, please do not disturb.
Sheila
...
Sheila
I got it! Oh my goodness, my dear {NICKNAME}! I want to rub your face into your skull with flowers!
Sheila
AYO {M#GigaChad}{F#GigaChadette}, have you checked out that trending news everyone in the cosmos has been going on about? Something about rare creature photos and whatnot.
Sheila
Yikes, it's a SIN that such an ugly alien creature exists! It's soooo ugly that I had to pop my eyes out and rinse them with holy water!
Sheila
Hiya, forget about this. I still have a lot of reports from the Department of Galactic Geopolitics to deal with. Oof.
Sheila
Er, something on my face? You got a problem with what I just said? I've got 1300 likes from the virtual community. I'm something of a legend myself! Didn't see that coming, huh?
Options
I get the feeling you've been led astray...
Sheila
Gosh no. You taught me well! Haha, the Internet is FUN!
Sheila
Everyone in the virtual world deserves a podcast. Who needs work when you have homies online? Ah, speaking of work, old Gunn would like to have a chat with you after today's lesson. Don't forget to talk to him when you find time!
Report the result of today's lessons to Gunn
Sheila has made remarkable progress in acting human. But you're not sure if Gunn will be satisfied with the result...
(Reporting the results of Sheila's studies.)
Gunn
... It's a little different from what I expected. Um... Should I back this up before resetting the data?
Gunn
Alas, I am old and useless now. Look at me, I almost forgot — thank you for teaching Sheila how to act like a human.
Gunn
You've been working hard all day. Here is a little token of my appreciation. You can take it as a gift from Sheila.
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