Talk to Gunn and become a "Distinguished Teacher"

📍 Herta Space Station Master Control Zone

Do you still need me to teach Sheila today?

Gunn

Judging from Sheila's performance yesterday, I don't think it was good enough. Of course, I appreciate your hard work...

Gunn

But she is an android after all. I don't want to see her go astray and do anything harmful to human beings.

Gunn

I reset her memory from yesterday... Today she is a blank slate. What she will learn today is up to you.

Gunn

Please continue to be her teacher today and tell her a bit more about how to navigate our world.

Talk to Sheila and teach her how to act human

Gunn made me your teacher.

Sheila

Mr. Gunn... Okay, {M#mister}{F#miss}, please teach me.

Sheila

Although I have mastered a lot of advanced knowledge, there is still a big gap between me and ordinary humans. I want to be a real human like everyone else.

Options

Do you have any hobbies?

What do you usually get up to around here?

Sheila

Learning is my only hobby. I can never feel like I have learned enough. I have a long way to go.

Sheila

Learn cutting-edge scientific theories, support the department of Galactic Geopolitics and the space station, and... wait for Mr. Gunn to give me upgrades and maintenance.

Options

Sounds pretty boring.

Normal people won't feel that way...

Sheila

So humans define this sort of lifestyle as "boring." But I don't particularly mind it.

Sheila

Sorry, I have never been in contact with other androids. But I am glad you have put me in the same category with other normal humans.

Sheila

Your words remind me of something. Earlier when I was providing guiding services for the Department of Galactic Geopolitics, everyone spoke to me very politely, and they never avoided me during conversations.

Sheila

However, I got the feeling that they did not see me as one of them... and they spoke about a lot of things that I had no knowledge of. All I could do was stand there and pretend I don't exist.

Sheila

I wonder what I have to do in order to integrate into their social circle, and be able to join in their conversations.

Options

(Teach her to surf the Internet)

Sheila

"Net Surfing"? So this is a term on the internet. I thought the internet exists to provide me with upgrades and learning materials. One second, let me check.

Sheila

I'd like to learn more about human behavior online. What are people interested in? What do they talk about? I'm so curious about these things...

Sheila

So that's how people socialize in a virtual setting? The topics are a bit weird, but they have me intrigued.

Sheila

Reviewing curriculum, please do not disturb.

Sheila

...

Sheila

I got it! Oh my goodness, my dear {NICKNAME}! I want to rub your face into your skull with flowers!

Sheila

AYO {M#GigaChad}{F#GigaChadette}, have you checked out that trending news everyone in the cosmos has been going on about? Something about rare creature photos and whatnot.

Sheila

Yikes, it's a SIN that such an ugly alien creature exists! It's soooo ugly that I had to pop my eyes out and rinse them with holy water!

Sheila

Hiya, forget about this. I still have a lot of reports from the Department of Galactic Geopolitics to deal with. Oof.

Sheila

Er, something on my face? You got a problem with what I just said? I've got 1300 likes from the virtual community. I'm something of a legend myself! Didn't see that coming, huh?

Options

I get the feeling you've been led astray...

Sheila

Gosh no. You taught me well! Haha, the Internet is FUN!

Sheila

Everyone in the virtual world deserves a podcast. Who needs work when you have homies online? Ah, speaking of work, old Gunn would like to have a chat with you after today's lesson. Don't forget to talk to him when you find time!

Report the result of today's lessons to Gunn

(Reporting the results of Sheila's studies.)

Gunn

... It's a little different from what I expected. Um... Should I back this up before resetting the data?

Gunn

Alas, I am old and useless now. Look at me, I almost forgot — thank you for teaching Sheila how to act like a human.

Gunn

You've been working hard all day. Here is a little token of my appreciation. You can take it as a gift from Sheila.