Corporate Access Authentication
Corporate Access Authentication x 1, Trash x 1
📍 Herta Space Station Master Control Zone
Sensitive Beings (I)
Man With Luscious Hair
Hum! Nothing special, so boring here...
Man With Luscious Hair
Everyone is wearing the same clothes. This is an obliteration of the staff's individuality!
Options
This hairstyle is so cool!
Well... Didn't expect to be running into the fashion police today...
Where did you get your hair done?
Man With Luscious Hair
Mm... not bad, you've got nice taste. The space station has a strict dress code for all researchers. I have to express myself with the smaller details.
Man With Luscious Hair
Highlights? Too obscure. Bob cut? Too unsightly. Bald? Too hard to pull off. Now this hairstyle is just right. It's big, curly and puffy. It feels so good when I swing my head.
Man With Luscious Hair
Fashion police? It's true, I do have quite the authority on fashion! So... Thanks!
Man With Luscious Hair
Your silver hair is not bad either. It seems you and I have similar tastes in hairstyle.
Man With Luscious Hair
The last person I connected with was a "screenwriter" on my home planet — we call them screenwriters. In the cosmos, you call them storytellers.
Man With Luscious Hair
As long as you are determined, anything is possible, anywhere! All you have to do is pick up some Dark Matches from the storage zone — Oh, although I heard all these things have been stolen by the Antimatter Legion — anyway, then you light up a bit of Lightless Phosphorous Powder on the experiment bench...
Man With Luscious Hair
Recite to yourself, "Babracadabra, make my wish plethora," then...
Man With Luscious Hair
Boom! There you have it! Your very own luscious hairstyle.
Man With Luscious Hair
Okay, okay. Normally I am not supposed to talk to people outside of the Invincible Space Warhead Association. But after all, this is our first conversation...
Man With Luscious Hair
In the future, if we can't get what the other is talking about, then let's not waste each other's time.
Sensitive Beings (I)
Man With Luscious Hair
Hush... So you did come back for a second conversation with me. Are you interested in learning about the Invincible Space Warhead Association?
Options
That sounds awesome!
It's just the Curlcademy, right?
Man With Luscious Hair
Yeah, you are on the right track!
Man With Luscious Hair
Hey! What do you know!? It's important for an organization to have a cool name.
Man With Luscious Hair
According to your theory, the "Stellaron" everyone is scrambling for is just a — oh, forget it. I can't tell you this.
Man With Luscious Hair
Right now, although the Invincible Space Warhead Association is still in its initial stage, we are having great momentum when it comes to expanding our numbers.
Man With Luscious Hair
Before long, we will have big, curly, puffy members in every hidden corner of the space station.
Man With Luscious Hair
Not to mention, we have secured investment capital from the Interastral Peace Corporation to study the correlation between Lightless Phosphorous Powder and hair volume.
Man With Luscious Hair
Now is a good chance to join us! When we develop into the Invincible Space Warhead Corporation, there will be no room for outsiders.
Man With Luscious Hair
The way to join us is also very simple. First become big, curly and puffy, then you can sign up with me.
+ The Curlcademy Guidelines x 1
Sensitive Beings (I)
Man With Luscious Hair
Oh... Today is another big, curly, and puffy day.
Man With Luscious Hair
With such a great feeling, are you still not impressed after having dealt with me three times?
Options
Don't you have to work?
Which department are you from?
Man With Luscious Hair
My experiment station got blown up after I recited "Babracadabra, make my wish plethora."
Man With Luscious Hair
My research is suspended until the Security Department arranges a new station for me.
Man With Luscious Hair
Don't know, don't care. One day, there will be a Herta Department of Curlcademy in the space station, where all the hairstyle aficionados can gather and share knowledge about the art of hairstyling.
Man With Luscious Hair
I have already figured out the title of the paper we will publish in collaboration: "On the positive functional relationship between the concentration of scientists with luscious hairstyles and the prosperity and great discoveries of the universe."
Sensitive Beings (I)
Man With Luscious Hair
Hum! Nothing special, it's so boring here... Everyone wears the same clothes.
Man With Luscious Hair
You have appeared before me for the fourth time, and your clothes have never been changed... Now, I want to ask you a question.
Man With Luscious Hair
How on earth are we supposed to recognize a researcher in a crowd?
Options
By their hair.
By their clothes.
Man With Luscious Hair
Well, my daughter used to say to me, "Daddy, you should get a more luscious hairstyle, then I can tell you apart from all the other old guys in your department."
Man With Luscious Hair
No, this method is not scientific. My daughter worked it out a long time ago, "Daddy, you should get a more luscious hairstyle, then I can tell you apart from the other old guys in your department."
Man With Luscious Hair
I didn't listen to her until the Legion invaded. She called out my name, but ran off in the opposite direction — she must have seen a staff member who looked similar to me.
Man With Luscious Hair
Later, I found that researcher who looked similar to me. He was lying face down on the platform. My girl was not far away.
Man With Luscious Hair
I told her... that Daddy will definitely get a more luscious hairstyle this time. However, her little hands had already gone cold.
Man With Luscious Hair
The trouble is that there are now more and more members in the Invincible Space Warhead Association. In the future, how can we recognize a researcher in a crowd?
Sensitive Beings (I)
Man With Luscious Hair
None of my belongings escaped that "Babracadabra" mishap. All that was left was a bunch of unrecognizable garbage.
Man With Luscious Hair
Whatever, they are merely worldly possessions anyway. At least I have my hair with me.
Man With Luscious Hair
Jeez... you again! If I am not mistaken, this is our fifth encounter.
Man With Luscious Hair
...You've been pestering me for so long, I guess it was kind of entertaining. Here, take these — It's not because I'm too lazy to toss them out.
System
The person with the luscious hairstyle shoves a pile of garbage into your arms, among them is a strange-looking card.
System
This special access card is vaguely distinguishable from the others — the corners are chipped and the writings are worn out. It's unclear if it works.
System
When the light is at a certain angle, the words "Corporation" can vaguely be seen printed on the card.
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